A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED
UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE
That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen.
omg how I met your mother!! I remember this LMAO
when i was in 8th grade i liked this boy so i pickpocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next day i brought it back to him and i was like “omg i found this on the ground here u go” and we were friends from then on
so basically the moral of the story is if u ever want someone to notice u commit a criminal act on them and u will be friends maybe try kidnapping their pets or something